Last call for Dark Lord Day tickets is 10:30am SATURDAY at
@3FloydsPub. $180 each, limit 2, cash only, bring your ID.
Group A, 300 available, no online sales.
Beer store will open at 10:30 too → http://3floyds.com/beers-to-go pic.twitter.com/odMmbGsYiZ
Husband “I thought you were dieting?” Me “I am” Husband “You just ate 6 Oreos” Me “Yes but I want to eat 12. See - Dieting”
I just realized I've "liked" over 178,000(!) things on Twitter since 2010. I have never liked even close to that many things in real life, which is too bad, because if I had, I think I'd be a much happier person.
[playing Pretty Pretty Princess] 6-year-old: I win. Me: No, you lose. You only have one ring. 6: It rules them all.
Random lady in the store: You must love having three little sisters. 5-year-old: You must not have little sisters.