Jessica William

Graphic Designer

John Doe

PHP Developer


Wordpress Developer

Bill Gates

C & C++ Developer

Jessica William

Graphic Designer

John Doe

PHP Developer

I love when a tweet of mine takes the fuck off and gets 2 likes

Back on that bullshit, damn cows

Every October, I have to write my self assessment. And every October, I sit and stare at the screen and think.... what am I supposed to do here? This is so dumb

Ever read words and just wish they were written about and for you?

Always shoot your shot.

It felt like happily ever after would be you and I

Don’t break something you can’t fix

My beastly dick is beautiful, Beauty of the Beast if you will… or some shit fuck if I know

Citrus zest has no place in my beer.

We will be invincible

I dream in black and white.

I don't need encouragement to do random idiot shit. That's my natural behavior

I miss 2005 when everything was Hollarback Girl & the pink Razor Motorola phone was all the rage

real friends bring you coffee and then help you hide the bodies

I don’t care if you block me or don’t follow me cause I’m an adult you fucking idiots

Cookie Monster is my role model

I love pooping next to strangers in the mornings with only a thin wall separating us.

Being a single parent is fucking tough.

Welcome to middle age where the dance moves you did in your 20's would hospitalize you today.

Is rimming a girl’s ass when you’re a guy gay?

Me: guys it’s okay to follow me, it’s Tony! Them: yeah we know