Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already
I'm torn between becoming an attorney or managing prize fighters. It's the classic conundrum: ( Boxers or Briefs )
The kid from The 6th Sense not aging well IMOpic.twitter.com/RmoRqWmO3T
To you well known large respected accounts out there stealing tweets, please knock the damn shit off. It’s 2021. We can see you doing it in a matter of 2 seconds. It’s not worth losing your reputation for some likes and retweets. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Makes me smile every time I see this https://twitter.com/tayediggs/status/1450635527271690241 …
I'd like to thank Rudy Giuliani for this early Christmas giftpic.twitter.com/TWX3PH9E5q
So I went for a job as a lumberjack.. Fella asks: "Have you got any experience?" I said: "Have you heard of the Sahara Forest?" He said: "You mean Sahara Desert!" I said: "Yeah well, that's what they call it now!"
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
I'm getting so sick of these double standards... Burn a body at a creamatorium and "you're doing your job" do it at home and you're "Destroying evidence..."
Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
…painted this one a while back Goodnight my friends pic.twitter.com/zEcEoEGIYC
Never too late to start, folks…
#Travelers @netflixhttps://twitter.com/charles29229774/status/1450167764631670793 …