I've been doing a lot of historical research lately and I'm starting to think that there weren't actually any airports during the American Revolution.
This is so tragichttps://twitter.com/AP/status/1451883620810084356 …
The spin off to the TV show "How I met your mother" is called "Why you shouldn't marry your cousin."pic.twitter.com/zrN3RauFKN
I could tell that hackers had broken in to Donald Trump's social media site because they used complete sentences, didn't have any misspellings and they actually made sense.
And the winner of the best Halloween decoration contest is....pic.twitter.com/8boGfvtZtN
I was talking about the 2nd amendment with an attorney who thinks that everyone should have whatever they want and said he would get a tank. He lives in one of the richest areas in the city and is white and overprivileged. But he wants a tank.pic.twitter.com/vEnkQM8NUq
Hackers got into trump's new social media site and changed him into a pig defecating which is which is actually more flattering than what he really is.
One of my neighbors has a dog that always howls really loudly. Last night, I looked out the window and saw a full moon and heard him howl and thought damn, I think a werewolf lives in my neighborhood.
Alexa, what is Schadenfreude?https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-truth-social-media-anonymous-hackers-fake-accounts-bannon-2021-10 …
I've seen tweets from nurses who are asserting their right not to get vaccinated. I was a patient in the covid ward. Every time a nurse came in, I grabbed my mask as quick as I could because I didn't want the nurse to get sick and die from me. What our right not to kill people?
My last will and Testament only has one provision in it: I don't wanna be buried in a pet semetery.
Someone asked me if I had to kick out one of the amendments in the bill of rights which 1 would it be. Knowing I was gonna get criticized for, I said the 2nd amendment. That amendment was made when they had muskets not assault rifles.
Note to self: Never see your therapist and your chiropractor on the same day.
2022 is either going to be the year when things start to get better or it's going to be horrendous and turn out to be the baby of 2020 and 2021.
I'm arguing with someone on here who's telling me that what my doctor told me isn't correct so I guess I'm gonna listen to some guy on Twitter hes never been to met school over my doctor.
Donald Trump lost the 2020 election and the South lost the Civil War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.