Jessica William

Graphic Designer

John Doe

PHP Developer


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Bill Gates

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Jessica William

Graphic Designer

John Doe

PHP Developer

Queso is the ultimate aphrocheessiac.

I remember one time I got embarrassed because a plane passed overhead and I had my shirt off in the pool in my backyard.

I have no desire to compare myself to others. I only compare myself now to my older self to see my progress towards becoming a better being.

Sometimes the demons inside need to speak.

I’ve never liked spy movies, and I have no interest in trying to decode what all your mixed messages mean. Paging Agent Cody Banks.

You see my belt, I see your whip 😏

You've never sent your little cousin or brother in to the bakery to buy a chocolate starfish? That's a shame.

One time I was sitting in a meeting and an old man wrote me a note that said, β€˜you are a writer’, and to this day it was one of the most profound gifts anyone has ever given me.

I'm more salted caramel than pumpkin spice.

I volunteered to be the 4th grade room mom, if you were wondering what kind of masochist I am.

Honestly I’d really like to live the rest of my life with you in it.

Instead of sucking on tits, I am writing this stupid fucking tweet instead, I hope all of you are happy now!!!

Is there a buzzfeed quiz that will tell me if I’m hungry or just horny

Finally a size chart that understands me

Me: β€œWhat if cancel culture had a mascot called the Cancel Vulture?” Therapist: β€œWe need to change your meds again.”

cancel 𝘀𝘢𝘭𝘡𝘢𝘳𝘦? we can't even cancel print jobs

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Flat Stanley: the teenage years Mrs Lambchop: "Stanley? Where are you?" Stanley: (from inside Victoria's Secret catalog in magazine rack): "Uh... Nowhere! I'm... reading. Just erm... Just gimme a minute, Mom!"

Are you living life, or is life living you?

Canadians apologize for just about everything. It seems to be our thing. And if we don't apologize at least 10 times a day we may lose our citizenship

Tonight I'm getting high and making bad decisions.... *winks... Hold imaginary phone to ear* Call me